Flavored cocaine is the new hottest drug on the west coast these days. One of the street names is Tutti-frutti, which is a far different cry from the candy of my memory. Also known as "drips" or "Koolcaine", (and I propose the future name should be "Pixie Stix") the product is reportedly being sold at a 40% increase on regular coke.
Reason for orange, strawberry, or vanilla flavored cocaine? Apparently coke gives you a horrible after-taste in the back of your throat, so the flavor gives you a pleasant taste with your high. Joy-joy-joy...welcome back to the crazy crack days of the 80's??
mr. A, I would love to help you find the drugs you so desperately need. I will keep looking though, and thanks for reading.
Posted by: a.brain | 07/17/2007 at 01:23 PM
What?! No link to the order form?! This post was such a waste of my time, sheez!
Posted by: Young Mr. Arvizu | 07/17/2007 at 11:31 AM
Funny thing is, I always thought they should have made a cocaine-flavored Kool-Aid...
Seriously though, I think there ought to be some Kool-Aid that leaves a nasty taste in the back of your throat, requires snorting or rubbing on the gums to be ingested, and packs a real high/euphoric feeling. I could totally see that selling...I'd call it: Cocaine! Or, Cocaine-Aid...or, something.
Posted by: Cancer | 07/05/2007 at 02:46 AM
ever tried regular cocaine a.brain? The flavor is not necessary
Posted by: | 07/01/2007 at 08:52 PM
Congrats a.brain - glad you have the phone. Does this mean you will update more often with it? ;)
Posted by: tom delong | 06/30/2007 at 12:55 AM
posting this comment from my new iPhone! And yes...it is that AWESOME!!!
Posted by: a.brain | 06/29/2007 at 08:43 PM