Brain Blenders: A.brain's TOP TEN LIST of BEST OF 2004

In no particular order...oh and I did eleven because I'm an over-achiever.

1.
Blackberry - and everyone calls them BLUEBERRY's (thanks Reg) even though I don’t own one. I WANT ONE!!!

2. Chappelle Show This show is generating a tremendous amount of buzz right now...Dave is one funny cat.

3.
Bolder more vivid automobile colors - "I need and Orange Hummer with Nike Tires"

4. NFL asks The Learning Channel to produce the Half Time Show for the Super Bowl

5.
The Roots – Phrenology was awesome...The Tipping Point comes out in the Spring of 04.

6. Individually based auditory marketing – Coca Cola has already tested 16oz bottle dispensers that emit an audible (that sound carbonated drinks make when you open them) at passerby's in crowded locations. The sound is directed at one person who, as they walk by the machine, set off an infrared device that "shoots" sound directly at them. Those machines are out-selling their neighboring machines 3-1.

7. Molecular medicine - I really don't know much about this one...but if you could implant a chip and patch that controls medicine flow in people who need them for live saving treatments - power up and carry forth.

8.
Jest Magazine – small, irreverent, upidity. This is truly the funniest magazine on the planet, barring Newsweek of course.

9.
Adult Swim – cartoons are back slicko

10. Same Sex marriages spread – I start my own comapny designing cards for gay marraiges. Download file Wait for the money to come rolling in!

11. Jim Rome becomes the voice of the American sports spectator – people accidentally begin sending business emails as "American Chewie", "Dexter Manley", "OJ" "Liza Minelli", "That Chick from Rome’s Christmas Party", and "France".

What did I miss? HOLLLLAAAAAAAAAA at me

Comments

I had a Blackberry for my last job - nice. But I wouldn't want one - but I am a weird digital person anyway, like I keep my cell phone switched of for weeks and complain about nobody is calling me.

Posted by: orangeguru | 05/06/2004 at 09:05 PM