By: Gracie
MAGIC CONE??
OK...I HATE and I do mean HATE public toilet seats as much if not more than any other female...but not enough to pee standing up. It's just weird!! Should I incorporate a scratch and fart mechanism too? No, no wait...I know...I'll pee on the seat. That would complete my transformation as a man.
Still have no idea what I'm talking about. Watch this.
And the thing is made of cardboard...uhm...ok. That doesn't make me feel better about using it. When it rains outside I don't wear a pizza box on my head.
The website offers the explanation that it takes less time to hike up your skirt or unzip your pants a little to make this all happen. Unzip my pants...leave them up, and pee?? Uhm - I have a very strange feeling that the first time I used this thing I better have a 4 foot square urinal, and endless supply of baby-wipes.
You want to do me a favor...make my hose not run when I bump my leg against a fence, or desk, or a strong gust of wind.
I laughed so hard about the Magic Cone I almost peed my pants.
Posted by: chris wolf | 03/01/2004 at 11:29 AM