The Site so Bold we went ahead and predicted the TOP 10 things that WILL happen in 2004!!!
Mr. Oi’s Top 10 predictions for 2004
10. At next year’s Super Bowl everyone will be wearing life size shirts of Janet Jackson’s Breast.
9. This web site will shut down in March
8. Iraqi Spider Holes will become the latest beatnik rage
7. A. Ford will change his name to Haid D'Salaami
6. Martha Stewart releases a best seller entitled "Great Design Ideas for your 5 x 8 cell".
Followed by "Make Gray work for you"
5. This web site will shut down in April
4. President Bush helps finance his war on terror by selling Florida to Cuba
3. Siegfried & Roy replace the tiger in their show with a Golden retriever
2. It is discovered that the Mars Rover is actually in a drive in theater in Flagstaff Arizona
1. I will still be smarter than you at the end of the year despite my grammatical sentence errors
Disclaimer: Mr. Oi! Is a fictional character, the people, places, and things in his posts are sometimes fictional/allegorical and for entertainment purposes only.
Now that was pretty funny.
Posted by: Kim D. | 02/06/2004 at 07:10 AM