Was talking with my bro yesterday and we decided we have received one too many emails with inspirational quotes at the bottom,
"Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."
Albert Camus
Lame. Just pitiful. Seriously, if you want some kind of“ inspirational message” at the bottom of your emails use a movie quote. You’ll be ahead of trend even seeing as how AFI’s 100 Years…100 Movie Quotes will reveal the 100 greatest movie quotes in American films, as chosen by leaders of the entertainment community, in a three-hour television event, that will air on the CBS Television Network in June 2005. So here are some to get you started:
“I want you to hit me as hard as you can.”
Tyler Durden – Fight Club
"Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun."
Ash Williams - Army of Darkness
"Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!"
Ash Williams - Army of Darkness
"I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
Lane Myer - Better off Dead
“Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So, that's what you call me. You know, that, or his dudeness, or duder, or el duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.”
The Dude – The Big Leboswki
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
Bart - Blazing Saddles
"What in the wide, wide world of sports's a-goin' on here?!"
Taggart - Blazing Saddles
"We're on a mission from God."
Elwood Blues - The Blues Brothers
"A flute with no holes is not a flute. And, a doughnut with no hole is a Danish."
Ty Webb - Caddyshack