Fellow Americans, I want to encourage you to raise your banner high and warn our uninformed countrymen that the number one threat to our great nation is BEARS! That's right...bears are America's most intense problem. Not terrorists, depression (although the depression commercials are damn near fatal), or even A.I... but bears. Grizzlies, Polar, Black, Brown, Kodiak, Asian, stuffed...these are the enemies of the States. You must be aware and prepared for the worst America!!!!
No idea where this came from?
In the "Threat-Down", Stephen Colbert lists the top five threats to American security in an effort to keep America on its toes. Bears are often high on the list, usually making the #1 spot because of a
recurring childhood nightmare that a bear would eat him as he slept. From wikipedia.org
Stephen Colbert has had quite a run lately. Hope he can keep up his frantic pace.
Posted by: tom delong | 05/26/2006 at 09:12 PM
of course, robin williams is a threat...anyone not doing drugs and still acting like that is a threat.
glad you got a laugh out of it.
Posted by: a.brain | 05/26/2006 at 12:21 PM
Was that a stuffed Robin Williams doll? That guy is so hairy, I've often wondered if perhaps he was a bear. Could he be the leader of the bears? Their king? Even if he's not, the guy is damn scary and nearly tops my list of nightmarish things...
Posted by: cancer | 05/25/2006 at 11:25 AM
Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning. Teddy Ruxpin looks so threatening in that picture too!
Posted by: | 05/25/2006 at 08:37 AM