People are always telling me I look like someone (usually - someone stupid). I got this link from a friend and decided to check for myself (if you want to see who you look like - check it out). So I took my bio pic...decided it was as good as any, fed it to the face recognition software, and turns out I look like Benicio Del Toro, Jerry Seinfield, Gene Kelly. Which is better than looking like this guy.
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glad to have you david...
Posted by: a.brain | 09/04/2006 at 03:52 PM
OK -- Tom - sorry for my Nancy the midget Grace novel on here.. it was all in fun! I am sure you ROCK (that was for you Shadow) as a person and do on this site. I cannot say we will not jab in the future because it has been fun but was a bit NUTS there. Again - no offense and my bad on the extreme. I loved a.brain's comment best - and this is not a throw the Smart Ass comments out the window - but it is enough on the extreme. Thanks brain.
BUT on the SMART-ASS (again for you Shadow) -- I will take brutal honesty anyday - especially when it is in fun... and I am working on a MUA for your RDA. Little advise or wishful thinking here -- you should have stayed away... I hope you are not still depressed about losing the Hollywood Squares job..
it is carpal tunnel -- hope you are not an editor.
Posted by: david | 09/04/2006 at 05:25 AM
I've been away for a while and it's taken me a bit to catch up on the trash talk amongst those of you I only know by innocent screen names.
I have reached a few conclusions though:
A) ALL CAP LETTERS ROCK
2) David has angst issues and likes to MUA (Make Up Acronyms)
c) He is also confused on whom to show his penis to...you're gonna get labeled low-hanging fruit in most folks books by volunteering for the Olympic penis measuring contest (win-lose-or God help you, draw)
Next...
A) ALL CAP LETTERS ROCK EVEN MORE W-H-E-N Y-O-U PUT DASHES BETWEEN THE LETTERS (but will give you carpal tunal (sp?) syndrome)
2) Tom might just have a mullet or may have had a mullet at one point in his life and this has scarred him emotionally to the point he may actually don swim fins and a snorkel as he climbs the nearest water tower with a borrowed high-powered rifle to recapture the shards of dignity he believes are left in his life.
Lastly, I conclude that Mark Twain was correct when he concluded, "People who are brutally honest, like the brutality more than the honesty."
These posts will probably get categorized in my small brain under both Entertainment and Well-Being.
Although, I'm not any more 'well' in my being than before, I can sleep easy tonight knowing that David is on someone's "list of people to kill"
Posted by: Shadow | 08/31/2006 at 12:53 AM
Wow.
Arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics--in the end, you're still retarded.
Posted by: Grandmaster Thwiz | 08/30/2006 at 12:35 PM
Well said...I'm a BB faithful
Posted by: tom delong | 08/29/2006 at 05:35 PM
Hey, what if, while penises are being measured, they also get used to advertise BB? Just another guerilla tactic. At the very least, most guys would get a daily reminder in the morning to check your blog.
Posted by: cancer | 08/28/2006 at 02:36 PM
What we have here is a failure to communicate. Lovely banter between you two really, and I am actually enjoying it. Let me say first, Tom...don't tell me how to run my blog. It is a smart-ass paradise and has been the cause of more than one disgruntled stomp off by a member of the readership. Welcome to the net! I have been posting articles (number 400 is next) for quite some time, and my style is clearly reflected in the commentary that it elicits. Good or bad, I am willing to accept and deal with that. It sounds like you are an above average intelligent person, who wouldn't mind a little sparring if it suited your humor. Join in, or shirk it off...either way I enjoy your commentary.
King David, ok…you clearly are THE SMART-ASS. No doubt very smart, and would be someone I probably wouldn’t want to face off with on a daily basis in a case of The Dozens. That aside, love the comments…been giving me something to look forward to entertaining me during the long days down here in Miami, or Chicago, or wherever I have been over the last few weeks. But, damn – calling our man here a ‘tard once is all in fun. Daily use and he’s gonna start sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth. Don’t want to lose your skills…just saying. All in all…it’s you boy’s decision. “I make the songs that the whole world sings”…if they decide to make it a rap – who am I to judge?
Posted by: a.brain | 08/28/2006 at 08:34 AM
Tom - At first I thought -- cool he is coming up for air but since you are being a smart ass again - THIS WILL NEVER END! I've read your posts and they have been good ones - outside of our exchanges - but you suck like airplane toilets.
You struck a nerve because of the pure insanity of that post. But I was always under the assumption that you ranted, pouted, and cried for help because you could not handle your miserable life. But I now know it is because YOU, TOM, JUST DON'T GET IT & DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN THE CAN OF WHOOP ASS IS OPENED ON YOU.
Tom - I know you have battled being a "short bus" guy was tough being picked last at school, on the play ground, and for your wedding... but GET OVER IT!!!
Posted by: david | 08/27/2006 at 04:17 PM
Hmmm, seems I struck a cord with our friend there. Nice rant though, clearly you have a clever mind and no doubt feel very proud of that. I congratulate you on your verbal prowess as it truly is impressive.
Posted by: tom delong | 08/27/2006 at 11:17 AM
Hold the temper tantrum Elton!!!
Point of order here: If a.brain caves into your manipulation-take-my-ball-and-go-home attitude & desires your verbal and mental butt-kicking needs to stop - I will adhere to it out of respect. But before that decision is made - let me point out the errors in your self-righteous post:
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Tommy Boy - I wish I had an inferiority complex as an excuse. The fact is that I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally!!!! Plus, I know myself tooo well to be proud - seriously. I am very happy in my skin but LOVE (notice the caps) being a smart ass!! I could make a diagnosis off your quote/post but will not. However, simply put -- you obviously suffer from an inferiority complex. What was your Birth Order?? Shall I guess??
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Someone ring the WHAAAAAAA button and queue the violins!!!
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Mr. OBLIVIOUS-SELECTIVE MEMORY: scroll down the blog jackass!!! You are a tuck-my-tail-between-my-legs mutt! I had fun with you 1 time until you made the "comment on this blog because of (it's) smart and open to new ideas/concepts" --- If you cannot take the heat ...... Shame Shame Shame!
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Good Lord! Call in the thought police!!! Tom, seriously here, I hope you do not show up for staff meetings & pull out from your pocket protector your weekly "WHAAAAAA" list!! Spare us the wrist slitting session!!!
All you had to do is just shrug it off and know it is all in fun --- regardless of the fact you - YOU Tommy --- brought this on!! ((See the a.brain Miami #2 trip)).
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Tom, Tom, Tom -- ((sounds like you need "Tum, Ta, Tum Tum TUUUUUMMMMS"))
However, in all - truly all seriousness - you do not -- DO NOT want to get into a penis measuring educational contest with me -- TRUST ME ON THAT -- you will, will lose even worse than you have here! In fact, I would love to see you SHIT your pants when I walked in the room with you tough guy -- but you would humiliate yourself, your boyfriend, and pet gerbal even MORE than that if you want to get into the P/M/E/C!!! But I would love to challenge you on it!!!
Mental Midget -- I have always LOVED midgets!!!
In closing, after reading your postings & comments - I have found you to be good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short.
Rent a sense of humor -- or NEVER bite off more than your emotions or mental capacity can chew..... Jackie
Posted by: david | 08/26/2006 at 02:48 PM
David, you mental midget! Is this how you get your kicks? Well, Mr. Obvious I am surprised that someone with such an inferiority complex has the ability to string together big words like you do IN ALL CAPS AS WELL. A.brain, I am surprised at you as well, I read and comment on this blog because it is smart and open to new ideas/concepts...not the current run of abuse! What are you going to do to curb this?
Posted by: tom delong | 08/26/2006 at 11:35 AM
Also - to Mr. a-missingbrain:
How in the world did they miss this 100% dead on CL-a-L for you??? I know.... YOU FORGOT TO SMILE CHOMPERS!!!
((Click my name to see what I mean)
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Posted by: david | 08/26/2006 at 02:22 AM
HEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOO TOMMY BOY -- how great to hear from your little slack-jaw-hair-lip self!!! I have missed you C.P. --- emphasis on the P in that!!! But on topic & keeping with my love for Tommy - I have put a link to his "Look-A-Like" profile above (URL) but also put it below. I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD ANOTHER NICKNAME TOMMY!!! Great to hear from you!
PS: What car would your wife look like??? Did you mess up and type car when you meant BUS? Just wanted to make a correction for you.
"Save The Whales" -- we got your back!
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Posted by: david | 08/26/2006 at 02:16 AM
Why are people fascinated with who or what famous object they look like, knew a girl who was extremely proud of the fact that people said she favored some type of car?
Posted by: tom delong | 08/25/2006 at 10:27 PM