Vacation

I actually just got back from vacation...but sent this in 5 days ago and just now accepted the posting. Also, HATEMAIL COMING!!!

Ladies and gentlemen the time has come for me and mine to take a much needed vacation. This little cottage you see before you is our little home for the next week. I have little to no internet connectivity...this message itself has been comprised and sent via my windows mobile phone.

I am looking forward to the following things happening

1. Will go swimming everyday.
2. Will read at least 4 books.
3. Will smoke one fine cigar daily.
4. Will beat every member of my family in at least one board game.
5. Will take kids fishing.
6. Will take it easy (like setting goals for your vacation?)
7. Will not talk to anyone from work.
8. Will return to the regular world ready to kick ass and take names.

Ok, that's enough list-making, lest I bust out Excel and get serious about it. I will report back on how I did next week.

Peace, a.brain!

Comments

[a.brain]

Hey David...what's it like?

[david - aka "King David"]

WELCOME BACK!! I did want to again write that I will comment on your inbred-banjo-pickin-Squeal-like-a-pig-five-star-bring-out-the-Gimp picture later but had to give you props on the list.

Really love the list but found some items that seem to be "strange" when making a "re-load and refresh" list:

EX:

Seems like you could have killed 2 birds with 1 stone by completing #1 and #5. Plus a hook in that hook-nose of yours would've been a GREAT pic for ths site!!

How honorable of you to set a TOP GOAL to "beat every member" of your family in a board game. WOW - your're my heror!!! I hope that did not include your sperm-with-legs.... that would've been HORRIBLE for them :)

#3 Goal: How did Tom get to go on this trip????? Plus, I would not consider him a FINE one....

FINALLY...
Please tell me ((since you said "my family")) that token did not have to clean, cook, wait, and wipe your sweaty brow during this trip ... Mr-Rebel-Rousin-Tenn-Patriot.... Damn that Integration!!!!