OK...I so rarely do this but here comes some unadulterated "entertainment" fodder for your reading pleasure. First off, Faith Hill and her manager are clearly delusional - especially if they think anybody believes this,
"Faith Hill and her manager are responding to comments about the sour note she appeared to have struck during Monday night's Country Music Association awards, during the female vocalist of the year award presentation.
When Carrie Underwood's name was announced as the winner, Hill, who was nominated in the category, was caught by the ABC camera flailing her arms and apparently shouting "What?" before walking out of camera range.
Hill said Tuesday in a statement released by her publicist: "The idea that I would act disrespectful towards a fellow musician is unimaginable to me. For this to become a focus of attention given the talent gathered is utterly ridiculous. Carrie is a talented and deserving female vocalist of the year."
Added Hill's manager, Gary Borman: "I've worked with Faith for many years now and the idea that she would ever insult or undermine another artist, let alone another human being's success is absolutely preposterous. Those who know her know that she's incapable of such actions. She was being playful while the nominations were being read and playful after." FROM PEOPLE
Seriously? That's the explanation? She says WHAT?? and storms off camera and you come back with "she was being playful?" Mrs. Hill - you need a new publicist and that person is me. Here's my version of the explanation of your apparent temporary loss of your faculties.
"Mrs. Hill would like to tell Carrie Underwood to SUCK IT! The fact that that no-talent big-haired hack was even nominated in the same category at Mrs. Hill is a both a travesty and the recognition of a sad fact that the VMA's are run out of a former Stuckey's truck-stop somewhere near Nashville by a bunch of beer-swilling 'necks without the capacity to rub two brain cells together.
I have worked with Mrs. Hill for some time and can tell you that she has one vicious streak! If I know anything it's that Carrie Underwood had better watch her ass! Seriously, Mrs. Hill had placed 50 large on herself to win the award, in one of her offshore betting accounts, and her words to me as she stormed off the property Monday night was "that b----- better be an ATM machine cause Mama's gonna get her money back."
I'm not sure exactly what that means for Ms. Underwood but, it does not bode well. We would also like to take this time to remind everyone that Mrs. Hill's new album will be in stores just in time for Christmas"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: boo | 11/09/2006 at 03:42 PM
Britney dumped K-Fed? Man, I must be out of the loop.
Posted by: AmyWafl | 11/09/2006 at 03:17 PM
I bet you're right C. Makes sense doesn't it...whitney dumps bobby - album comes out soon, b. spears dumps federline...album comes out...faith freaks out...starts playing harmonica for the dixie chicks. maybe not that....but something!!
Posted by: a.brain | 11/09/2006 at 12:42 AM
My favorite part is how Faith Hill puts her arms up in the air as the name is being announced, like she's won...and don't tell me she wasn't pissed, a 4 year-old could look at the footage--without any context--and tell you, "she mad."
Next thing you know, Faith Hill will be checking into rehab and blaming prescription drug abuse. Mark my words!
Posted by: cancer | 11/08/2006 at 06:01 PM
eric! What the hell happened to you man? I took half a personal day and I come back and you're gone? Come back!!!
Posted by: Darcy | 11/08/2006 at 05:11 PM
HILARIOUS! CU can SUCK IT!
Love the album push at the end, I think a.brain has a real future as a publicist.
Posted by: tom delong | 11/08/2006 at 09:08 AM
What?! Country music has it's own award show?
Posted by: Eric Arvizu | 11/08/2006 at 08:21 AM